i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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