thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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