I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
