how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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