the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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