he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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