I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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