I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
