so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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