Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm both gender and math confused
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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