You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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