i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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