He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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