Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
