if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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