Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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