Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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