just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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