Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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