Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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