Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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