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(804): View more from Virginia

VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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they're staring at me

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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(408): View more from California

she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(541): View more from Oregon

Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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(937): View more from Ohio

Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.

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(347): View more from New York

i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.

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