You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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