I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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