I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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