How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Randomize
