Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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