hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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