But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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