Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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