It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She even gives head with a lisp.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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