just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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