Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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