The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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