Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How naked do you want me to be?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
