the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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