We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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