You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
