Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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