Sry I called you an 8
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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