I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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