help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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