He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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