Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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