Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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