is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there was a trapeze. enough said
you mean i was at the winter classic?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
