she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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