So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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