Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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