I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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