we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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