found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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