That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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