You made me cry and you don't even care
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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